English transcript

It's cuddly.

Even shirts caked with blood.

You know what else is soft?

Human flesh.

Baby flesh.

Wait, where is your baby?

Baby sleeping.

In snuggly softness.

So innocent.

So defenseless.

A perfect size for a sacrifice.

Shhh.

Time to meet your snuggly death.

When the dryer's going,

they'll never hear you scream.

The Dark Lord shall be pleased with me.

Snuggle brand fabric softener.

Proudly made in Hell.