Trump's Military Actions and Statements on Iran

President Trump has been ordering daily attacks on Iran's military infrastructure,

or as he calls it... -"Infrastructure."

-...Trump claims the U.S. has greatly reduced Iran's defenses

if you look at the statistics,

or as he calls them... -"Statistics."

-...the gas prices have already gone way up,

but Trump swears they'll come down significantly,

or as he puts it...

-"It can come down significantly."

-...and the whole thing is also affecting Iran's neighbors,

like the United Arab Emirates,

or as he calls it...

-"The United Arab Emirates."

-...it's all enough to give you a headache

and make you reach for the acetaminophen,

or as he calls it... -"Acetaminophen.

Well, let's see how we say that.

Acetaminophen."

-...even some Republicans are against the war,

but so far, they've chosen to remain anonymous,

or as Trump calls them... -"Anonymous.

Really anonymous."

-...but Trump says he wants a victory that's undisputed,

or as he calls it... -"Undisputed.

It's just so..."

-...in the end, Trump said that he'll do what he has to do

for the United States,

or as he calls it... -"The

United States."

-...for better.