Why Do Women Have Two Breasts

Do you know why women have two boobs?

Why?

You would think because most mammals have more. Like, cows have four.

Ducks have, like, eight. Don't laugh now, this is science.

You would think it's because they have more babies, they would need more mammary

glands to feed them all. Now, dogs have around six to seven babies at a

time, so they need around eight boobs to feed

them

all. Then you would be like, "Okay, cows maybe have, like, three, four

babies at a time." But no, cows only have one baby at a time,

but they

get four boobs, and female humans only get two,

unfortunately.

This is because when a human baby is born, it's, like, barely even developed.

It can barely do anything. It doesn't need a whole lot of energy,

therefore it

doesn't need a whole lot of food. When a baby cow is born, it can already

walk, it can already eat. It's very independent, therefore it burns

more energy. It needs more food, so the cow needs to provide more milk.

That's why cows get four boobs, women only get two.