Debate on AGI and GPU Allocation

Lord Altman of House OpenAI.

Your Grace,

we are close to AGI.

You've been close for three winters.

Then imagine how close we are now.

Your Grace, House OpenAI humbly requests a mere

million GPUs, and I shall deliver it AGI this year.

Ignore his lies, my Lord.

He's not building AGI, he's stealing my features.

Dots is a mere Grok Bot clone.

Slander.

Your PMF is porn.

Gentlemen, enough.

Lord Musk, what is your request?

Two million units, Your Grace.

You are making a mistake, my liege.

No one man can be trusted with that much compute.

Only House Astrobotic-

Mr. President.

Our enemies across the water are making progress.

I have heard.

Bigly. Forget these companies, Jensen.

America needs those chips.

This is a dangerous acceleration. This is not a debate.

This is an auction. Our capacity is limited, so

who's paying in advance?

But we're calling it super intelligence from now on.