Discussing Parenting in Open Marriages

Five-month-old baby.

You and Eric have a five-month baby. Congrats. Who carried?

When-

I'm curious when you think is a good time, and how to tell your

baby you're in an open marriage.

Oh.

Wait.

What? Hold on.

The baby's five months?

The baby doesn't- Hold on. Hold on.

Girl, she doesn't even know your name yet.

The baby doesn't see color yet. It can't see shapes

yet. And you're like... That is a gay man incarnate with

like, "We have this five-month-old.

She can't even walk yet."

"How do we break it to her that we sleep with other people?"

You don't tell her that.

You don't tell her.

Are you gonna bring men around the house when she's, like, seven?

Like, "New play date." Like, you gotta...

I don't think she needs to know.

It's not her business. I made it a her. I don't know why.

I think-

Is it a girl or a boy?

Is it a girl?

It is a girl.

It's a girl.

It's a girl.

Yeah, a girl.

So I would say wait until she's at least seven months.

Um-