Speed joke: the Andalusian government worker who leaves at three and is in bed by two

In England there's a guy who shoots an arrow and runs off, and before the arrow hits the shop he catches it.

Wow, fucking fast — so fast, huh.

In France there's a guy who grabs a gun, fires a shot and runs off, and before the bullet hits the spot he catches the bullet.

How fast.

And from Spain, look, well, my brother-in-law works at the Junta de Andalucía, he gets off work at three and by two he's already with me and in bed.

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Original transcript (Spanish)

En Inglaterra hay un tío que tira con una flecha y sale corriendo, y antes de que de la flecha en la tienda la coe. Uy, rápido coño, qué rápido, eh. En Francia hay un tío que coe una pistola, pega un tiro y sale corriendo, y antes de que de la bala en el sitio, coe la bala. Qué rápido. Y desde España, mira, pues mi cuñado trabaja en la Junta de Andalucía, sale a las tres de trabajar y a las dos ya está conmigo y acostado.

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