Swahili → English transcript
Get ready, get ready. What's up? Can I sit here?
So how was I asking? I'm new on this side, yeah?
I was asking if you might know where the KFC is, man?
KFC... KFC... I think it's on this side here.
Because I came from this side, yeah? Bombastic side-eye.
Eh, eh, eh, eh! Ah, what did I just do? So I was asking if you know where the KFC is?
I think it's on this side because I'm new here too.
Oh, you're new? Yeah. Oh. So if I...
if I go like this, will I find KFC just like that? Okay, anywhere I go I'll just find KFC?
Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Oh. What's your name by the way?
My name is Billha. Billha. Oh, Billha. Eh, you look cute, Billha.
You look hot. I look handsome? Yeah.
Oh my Lord. Thank you. Wow, wow, wow.
Thank you very much. So okay. So are you waiting for someone...
someone? Yes. Okay. When you said I was asking how again, Billha?
Can you…
Okay, can you just take me like this, manze, just show me, manze.
Okay, not… where the KFC is. Like okay, so I don't get lost, manze.
You see the time, night has already come. I’ve heard that here people…
They… they’ve been scooping poop here since way back. Yeah, I won't mind.
You won't mind? Yeah. Wah. How do you scoop it?
Can you handle it? Yeah. Can you handle it?
Yeah. Serious? You can handle it? Yeah.
All right, let’s go then. Me and you. This one is done.
This one is done. This one is completely done.
End of transcript · 275 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Swahili)
Get ready, get ready. Niaje? Naeza kaa hapa? So nilikuwa nauliza aje? Mimi ni mgeni hii side, eh? nilikuwa nauliza unaweza jua kwenye KFC iko manze? KFC... KFC... I think iko hii side ya huku. Juu nimetoka hii side, eh? Bombastic side eye.
Eh, eh, eh, eh! Ah, nimeenda aje? So nilikuwa nauliza unajua kwenye KFC iko? I think ni side ya huku juu mi ni mgeni huku pia. Oh we ni mgeni? Yeah. Oh. So niki... nikienda hivi so nitapata KFC tu? Okay, mahali popote tu nitapata tu KFC? Yeah. Eh? Yeah. Oh. Unaitwa by the way?
Naitwa Billha. Billha. Oh Billha. Eh, you look cute Billha. You look hot. I look handsome? Yeah. Oh my Lord. Thank you. Wah, wah, wah. Thank you very much. So okay. So unangoja mtu... mtu? Yes. Okay. Ukisema nilikuwa naulizaje Billha?
Unaweza ni... Okay unaweza nipeleka hivi manze unionyeshe tu manze. Okay nisi... kwenye KFC iko. Like okay nisipotee manze. unaona masaa usiku ndio imefika. nimeskia huku watu wana... wana... wanapakua mafi huku tangu. Yeah, I won't mind.
You won't mind? Yeah. Wah. Unapakoa aje? Unaweza handle? Yeah. Unaweza handle? Yeah. Serious? Unaweza handle? Yeah. Haya, twende basi. Me and you. Hii imeenda. Hii imeenda. Hii imeenda kabisa.
