Critique of Men's Style Issue Cover

Utter calamity of the day, New York Magazine just released their

first ever

men's style issue, but apparently there

were no biological men available,

so they put Elliot Page on the cover.

Call me old-fashioned, but for a men's style issue,

I'm expecting some dashing,

handsome alpha male, but instead, we got mastectomy scars

and a scrawny little

necklace. There are no clothes. Where is the style?

There's been a war on masculinity for years in this country.

Masculinity is called toxic. It's denigrated by the left.

If you're a straight white man in Hollywood, good luck.

The only way to get on the cover of a magazine as a straight white man in

Hollywood

is if you're actually a biological woman.

Now, I went through the rest of the pictures in

the men's style issue.

There are no clothes. Everybody is just shirtless,

hanging around a bathhouse.

One man they decided to feature is author Marlon James, who in my opinion

believes all white people are racist.

You're white supremacist, especially white women.

This is ironic considering he is in a relationship with a white

man. These people always hate on white men

until they're inside of them, okay

like Don Lemon. The entire style spread from this liberal

organization

is the boys in the baths. It's a bunch of guys hanging around a

bathhouse.

This is apparently the men's style they want to project out to the world.

Now, this would be shocking except the men's

style editor is a man named

Samuel Hein, who looks like he needs milk

and a rib eye immediately.

Now, this scrawny, anemic, vampire-looking boy seemed familiar to me.

He kinda looks like Elliot Page, but then it hit me.

He was in a relationship with Kamala Harris's stepdaughter, Ella Emhoff,

the model. We all remember her. These people literally think they are

authorities on fashion. This is the new men's style editor for New

York Magazine. We have officially reached the end times.

It's literally all one big club, and we're not in it, but the more we're

exposed to it, I think we're all happy to be here living

in the land of common

sense and having nothing to do with all of that tomfoolery.

So Elliot Page, good for you. You're the men's style icon of the month

at

some magazine almost nobody is reading anymore.

And remember a few months ago when I told you guys there

are publicists and people

pushing for Elliot Page to be the next James Bond?

It seems that is happening. They're gonna do the new James Bond,

but instead of

taking out the bad guys, they have to sit down

and braid each other's armpit hair

first and do their pronouns. I can't do this anymore. Goodbye .