What Is One Plus One? An Argument About Who Is Smarter
32 sec Machine translated Comedy
I'm smarter than you. I'm the smart one. You're silly. No, you're silly.
Wait a second. Let me ask you, what does one plus one equal?
Wait a second. One and two equal three. You don't even know that one plus one equals three.
I'm mad. I already told you you're an idiot. You're an idiot.
Remember, one plus one equals four. Bullshit.
You're better than me.
End of transcript · 67 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Chinese (China))
我 比 你 聪 明 。 我 才 聪 明 呢。 你 就 是 笨 笨 ， 你 才 笨 笨 。
你 等 一 下 ， 我 问 你 一 加 一 等 于 多 少 ？
你 等 一 下 。一 二 等 于 三 。一 加 一 都 不 知 道 ， 还 等 于 三 。
我 生 气 了 ， 我 都 说 了你 是 笨 蛋 。 你 是 笨 蛋 。
记 住 了 一 加 一 等 于 是 。你 放 屁 。
你 比 我 。
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