Story of a Military Romance

Is this too much?

Intentionally?

No, so it was kind of funny because

Did she think it was funny?

Oh yeah, she was

So I'll tell you the story

I'll tell you like the quick version of it

He's, I mean, he's hot

He's 25, he's in the Marines

I mean, just good military guy

Well, he was home on leave

And my best friend knew that I've always had a crush on him

Because he's hot

Like, I'll show you a picture

He's hot

Just tall and muscled

And she never said stay away from my son

Never, no

She's very open

She was the porn star that was never a porn star

She wanted her son to get some pussy

For sure, and she was a dancer, she was a feature entertainer

As she should

For sure, so she was just kind of

She was very open

So anyhow, he was home on leave

And she was like, oh, Josh is home

And I was like, oh

And she knew that I wanted to tap it like really bad

And I love military men

I have such an appreciation

For our military men

So anyhow, they were out drinking

And she brings him

To my house afterwards

Like a sacrificial lamb

And I was like

You took it though, girl

Oh, fuck yeah, I did

And I was like, oh, she has no idea that I am just going to destroy him

And like ruin his life

And I remember the night she dropped him off

It was pouring rain

It was dark because they all were out drinking at the bar

And I was like, well, when you guys are done getting lit

Bring him to my house

And you know me being the cougar

This was in Vegas?

Yeah, I got a bottle of wine opened

You're winning in your lingerie

She was coming over

So I had like a cutesy outfit, but I had the lingerie underneath

Like I had a full game plan

And it was probably some of the best

Dick I've ever had

Like military guys

Why? Because it was served to you or because it was just that good of dick?

He was just

I mean, we were talking a lot

Like we had each other's numbers

Wasn't he just like a stranger?

No, no, no, not at all

Like I was talking to him when he was in Germany

I would send him little care packages

You know, we would flirt back and forth

And you're sure you still haven't been in love after lockup?

You don't own a prison in there?

No, we're not doing love after lockup, none of that

But anyhow, it was good dick

Like military guys, just leave it all out on the plane

So when his mom brought him to you as a sacrificial lamb

Did he ever

You're laughing

Did he ever have impotence problems

Or was he just ready because he knew you before prior

So he was just like, yeah bitch, you're gonna get it

Or was it like

How does that even go?

Was he like, just bend over baby

That was like ready to go

I mean, just

He was one of those guys that came in