Satirical Take on Communism

Communism is very easy to sell.

It destroys everything, but it's very easy.

I'd be, I'll be honest, I think I'd be the greatest communist in history.

I'd give free rent.

Ladies and gentlemen, from now on you don't have to pay any rent.

From now on, anybody wants a house, don't worry about it, just pick the house you want.