Back to the Future Parody Dialogue

Donny!

You gotta come back with me.

Where?

Back to the future.

Why? What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?

Uh, well, sort of. But that's not important. It's your kids,

Donny.

Something's gotta be done about your kids.

They've all gone woke, and two of 'em have even gone trans.

Hey, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get to 88.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Ah, kinda like Jeffrey's place.

There's something very familiar about all this.