Discussion on Princess Diana and Mario Andretti

I'm trying to figure out what favor you did for Lady Di.

There could have been any number of things.

What could you possibly have done?

Just a favor.

I then sent her some flowers and

she wrote me the most beautiful letter.

Why can't you tell me what the favor was?

In fact, I'll even send you a copy of this letter.

She wrote me the most beautiful, warm letter.

And instead of following up on that like a schmuck,

Robin, I didn't.

Wow. She probably wanted it.

You're ten times better looking than Dodi El-Fayed.

There was an opening.

And he was a screw-up.

There could have been an opening.

Wasn't Dodi El-Fayed a bit of a screw-up?

He wasn't good for her, as it turned out.

This was not a good situation.

You never would have driven her into the side of a tunnel,

would you?

Henri Paul would have never driven Donald Trump.

That's for sure.

We wouldn't have gone 127 miles an hour.

Can you imagine?

You would have stopped and posted the pictures, right?

By the way, this is down a hill.

The roof of the car had to hit the top of the tunnel

because you're going down a steeper...

I know that tunnel in Paris.

It's got like a 30-mile limit.

And the speedometer was stuck at 121.

I don't know if that means it was going 121.

But if you're going 121, you never hit the land.

You just hit the side of the ceiling.

Even if you're straight, you wouldn't be able to...

If Mario Andretti was driving...

He couldn't go through that.

Not in a tunnel.

They gave Mario Andretti a 50-50 shot of getting through that tunnel.

Andretti, I'm really glad it's you.

Let's go.

I'll be, Mr. Trump.

Don't worry. I won't mess up your hair.

Thank you.

Step on it, we're late!

No, no, no, no, no...

Thanks Mary.

Wow, holy ***.

Anytime boss, good luck with the show.

Non-choking, there's no choke when you win that much.

Lot of people choke, he doesn't choke.

He is a legendary race car driver and

somebody who's very special in the annals of sport.

Mario Andretti.

Mario, wherever you are, come on up.

Come up, Mario.

Come up, Mario.

There he is.

Boy, you look good, Mario.

You remember you took me on that ride?

I said, get me out of here.

He said, we were together.

I said, Mario, get me out of here.

I want to get out of this car.

We went so fast.

We literally, we covered four blocks in like a second.

And he said, sir, that's actually going very slow.

He wanted to go faster.

I said, we did it enough.

That was for the apprentice.

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