Final Day Interviews at Warped Tour

Long Beach Warped Tour, welcome back.

It is the final day of Long Beach Warped Tour

and this is my final in my series of very serious and important interviews.

Most notably, we did a terrible interview with Sleeping With Sirens because

they're losers. We did a bad interview with Holy Wars because they didn't get it.

Regrettably, we did a horrendous interview with From First to because they're mean and didn't like me.

Unfortunately, those interviews are over and you had to watch them, but we finally have a good interview,

I am told. I am not familiar with this next artist,

but I'm going to do my best to deliver what you deserve,

which is something nice and fun and kind and special.

With us today, we have

So Tony, I think.

Papa Roach. Yeah. Yeah, P Roach.

Don't get it twisted.

I have some questions that I prepared for you.

Now, admittedly, I'm not familiar with your band,

but the people around here seem to think you're pretty important.

So excuse me if the questions don't make a lot of sense. Okay.

Shoot.

Cut my life into pieces.

You don't know that?

Are you looking forward to making some fans at some point?

At some point, that would be an amazing thing. I mean, that's why we're here, essentially.

You often say that you make music for your fans.

Who are they?

I mean, our fans range from, I mean, all ages, honestly.

It's from 15 to age 55, maybe 60.

I mean, we've been around for a minute.

I still can't believe you haven't heard of us.

Cut my life into pieces?

You don't know that? I'm sorry. Why do you keep saying?

Because we're that band. Is something wrong?

Yes. What's wrong with your life? Nothing is fine. Nothing's all right.

There you go. It's a snippet. Go check it out.

I don't understand the sort of rhyming poetry that you're doing.

I don't... It's some sort of rhyming poetry. I don't understand.

That's what songs do.

Sometimes they rhyme. But you're... It's out of nowhere.

You're just saying this stuff about your life as pieces.

But we'll bring it back in line. I'm just trying to interview you.

I've been trying to do this for...

I mean maybe this is the wrong gig all right I'm gonna be honest with you guys

I I heard that you were a big band everybody around here said that you were a big band and so I got all this shit on I

put I thought you're big and relevant I want to show you when I was relevant and big and so I got dressed up

and all this shit and it's fucking uncomfortable I mean I'm vibing with it though it's cool you look good you look cool dude

like I'm a fucking idiot no I shouldn't have put all this shit on I feel stupid I don't even want to be around anymore I

don't three fucking days I've been doing these interviews everyone hates them everyone hates me all the comments they call me names

Andy beer bag man that's messed up Listen, they say that all this guy is making fun of other bands and his band's terrible

So I thought well, I'll show What do you uncle uncle bugs? What I'll show them. Wait, what's what I do? What's his band?

What band are you in?

Black Veil Brides, bro

It's fine It's fine. Don't make ups tight though. You don't pretend it's

You guys yeah, I'm done I'm done with this I'm done

Well, maybe he should research the bands before he interviews him I kind of feel bad for him I do too

That's weird

Party on

I don't think he's coming back