Movie Dialogue and References

I'll give you the night of your dreams, baby.

They bothering you?

Mm-hmm.

Beat it.

You got scissors?

Thanks, partner.

What?

Perhaps we should ask for the-

Check, please. Now.

Check.

It's not a Christmas movie.

It is a Christmas movie, ""Verdammte Scheiße"!

Okay, okay, relax. It's a Christmas movie, but it ain't.

"Verdammt noch mal! Scheiße!"

Ready? Ready? It's all in the reflexes.

All righty, then.

No, no, no. Like this. All righty, then.

All righty, then.

Like a glove.

Some guy shot an arrow at me, caught it with one hand.

30 ninjas jumped me on a rooftop.

Jesus.

Yeah. I took out all four of them, easy.

You know the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes,

black eyes, like a-

Doll's eye. Yeah, mate,

I know.

Come on, man, talk to me. What's going on with you?

Really, dude?