Anecdote about Aliens and UFOs

A long time ago, I used to live in Las Vegas, and I had a neighbor who was some drunk, former

military guy, and one day we were talking about just nothing, and he had told me that

he used to work out of Area 51, and so I was like, oh yeah, you know, I haven't seen the

aliens, what do they look like, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, and he would never, ever

tell me, nothing, nothing, nothing, you couldn't pry anything out of him, but one night, we

had a power outage, and the whole neighborhood was black, you couldn't see anything, so the

night sky was really dark, you could see a lot of the stars, because there was no outside

light to drown out the stars, and he was real stinking drunk, I remember this guy used to

So we're just talking and bullshitting, and out of nowhere, he goes, hey, you see Orion's

belt, and I was like, no, I don't know what the hell it looks like, and he goes, yeah,

up there, he goes, you see Orion's belt, he goes, you see how you see two stars that are

straight, very parallel to each other, and then there's a little star that's slightly

adjacent and off to the left, and I said, yeah, yeah, I see it, whatever, and he goes,

the bad aliens live on that adjacent star, and I looked at him, and I'm like, okay, yeah,

yeah, sure, whatever, and he goes, yeah, no, he goes, I'm serious, he goes, the two stars,

that's where the good aliens live, the bad aliens live on the other star, and he said

the good aliens look like the traditional greys that we see on, you know, in magazines

on the internet with the big head, the big eyes, they're really small and grey, he said

the bad aliens are brown colored, very tall, and they smell, I don't know what the hell

he was talking about, so I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, and then I'm like, because I didn't

really believe in UFOs then, but he goes, he goes, I said, if there's really aliens,

I said, how do their UFOs, like, how are they able to travel from that star all the way

over here, because, you know, we're dealing with, you know, rocket engines and stuff like

that, and he said that, he said that the UFOs, they basically run on electricity that's created

out of nothing, I think he said space, he goes, they have like a, it was really, you

know, he said it in a confusing way, but he said that the UFOs run on electricity that's

gathered up in space, and that instead of how a rocket is driven by thrust, by a combustion

engine, he says the reason how the UFOs are able to go so fast is that, like, he said

that there's an engine on a UFO that opens up a void in space, and it's almost like he

said the UFO is, not that it's being thrust, but it's falling into itself, I don't know,

I'm not sure if I believed him, but he said it pretty matter-of-factly, and he was, I

mean, super drunk, because this guy, you could not ever have told him anything of a kind,

you could never tell, you know, get anything out of him, but then he just goes off and

says that, so, who knows, it could be real, I mean, UFOs, you know, I kind of do believe

in UFOs, because I've kind of seen one, I'm not sure if it was real, but it was in the

Mojave Desert, and there was a plane going overhead, but it was going way, way too fast

to be a plane, it's almost like when you see a jet, and, you know, it's going, you know,

across the sky, it's probably doing 500 miles an hour, maybe 450, well, this thing was going

like 40 times faster than what a jet would be going up that high in the sky, so, I don't

know what the hell it was, and, who knows, is it true, hell if I know, but, if any government

officials see this, and if this is true, and I let out government secrets, please don't

kill me, I don't want to die, I don't know, maybe I should just keep my mouth shut, believe