Comedic Commentary on Gender Roles

You know whose fault it is? It's the, it's the men who would wish they had had

sons, but they only had daughters, and then they make them play hockey,

and then they make them fucking fly planes.

You know these guys who have four daughters, all pilots, I'm like,

"You're putting

fucking thousands of people's lives in..."

Fuck.

If there was a woman in my life that I loved that wanted to become a

pilot, I'd

say, "How about we get you a really, really expensive stove?"

Like a $30,000 stainless steel...

It's got all the same shit as the cockpit. It's got this little shit right here.

You got a switch, that's for the light.

You got a bunch of controls up top for the fan. Here, turn it on. Beep.

Errr. Oh, look, you're taxiing the

runway.

How about you make me some breakfast and shut the fuck up about these-

-dreams you got.

It's like the more things we let women do, the worse everything gets for everybody

else.