0:03

Cry more. Orange pig lost the house and Senate floor. Cry more.

0:07

Elon for forty-five mil out the door. Cry more.

0:10

JD, BB, Loomer, Paxton, Abbott, Rogers, Darlene, Susan, Haley, Hegseth, Johnson, Vivek.

0:14

Cry more.

0:18

Cry more. Attention, Washington. Tehran got the popcorn, whole city in tears.

0:24

We haven't laughed this hard in forty-seven years.

0:27

Seventy times he begged, "Please pretend I'm on the ballot."

0:30

America said that and grabbed the Whac-A-Mole mallet. Cry more.

0:33

Put the line in the Persian Gulf, meet the butterfly effect.

0:36

Down in deep red Alabama, look at who they elect.

0:39

Voted in a trans dem just to slap your whole team.

0:42

Even Kansas flipped the script and shattered MAGA's whole dream.

0:45

Texas went blue, first time in thirty-eight.

0:48

Now Elon's deletin' tweets. Bro, it's too late.

0:50

Cry more. Laura Loomer went full doomer, crash out in real time.

0:54

Broke the all-time tweet record, her thumbs filed for overtime. Cry more.

0:57

You punished red and put the blue suits in the sea, but you still ain't free.

1:02

Fight back. Your government is still run by pedophiles.

1:06

Repeat. You still ain't free. Your government is still run by pedophiles.

1:12

Check the Epstein files. The Epstein files.

1:15

Don't party long, you got miles. You still got ties.

1:19

To payback guys. JD wrote the sequel, Hillbilly Eulogy.

1:24

We lost 'cause of Iran. Trump co-signed it, truthfully.

1:27

On TV, the clown plays Rambo. Off-camera, he's Gollum.

1:30

Crawlin' to Beijing and Doha. Precious, please, call them, solve my problems.

1:33

February White House, four weeks in, their program's gone.

1:36

November, CENTCOM drops a missing flyer from the Pentagon. Now cry more.

1:39

Twenty mil for centrifuges like they lookin' for a lost cat.

1:42

Scientists on milk cartons, how you lose all that?

1:45

Before BB said, "Sic 'em," and Don ran out the door.

1:48

Inspectors was in there free, cameras on every floor. Cry more.

1:51

Hundreds of billions met the House, lost the House and the Senate, too.

1:54

Lost the plot, lost the war, lost track of everything you swore you'd blew. Now cry more.

1:57

You punished red and put the blue suits in the sea, but you still ain't free.

2:02

Fight back. Your government is still run by pedophiles.

2:06

Repeat. You still ain't free. Your government is still run by pedophiles.

2:12

Check the Epstein files. The Epstein files.

2:15

Don't party long, you got miles. You still got ties.

2:19

To payback guys.

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