Time Traveler Confronts Hitler in Comedy

I'm a time traveler from the year 2025 and I've come here to kill you Hitler oh

not again I'm never gonna have enough time to finish these paintings

with all of these time travelers trying to kill me well I'm going to succeed before you

can I just ask why do all of you people want to kill me isn't it obvious I'm a

progressive a liberal a fighter for social justice and you are a fascist who

implemented a reign of terror and while the effects of your policies devastated the world for decades

soon we will be able to take back the White House

and we will be able to use the government to force people to follow our great ideas

you want to use government power to force your ideas on the populace me too

that's what that's the show no no you and I have nothing in common

I'm saying is there are people in our time with dangerous ideas and we need to silence them

silencing those who disagree with you I do that too

Oh boom the bar oh the Nazi movement will not die with me

don't give me that I'm enlightened and you're as bad as what I'm trying to say is

we are very close to implementing a utopia as long as we can get rid of some certain undesirable people

yes likes the Jews yes like the Jews oh so in the future

you also do not like the Jews well no but we don't believe in segregating all the races like you do

I mean except for like graduation ceremonies in dorms and hiring practices oh and admissions policies that sort of thing

I too am a fan of the segregation I'm

sorry I have to ask is this a real firearm or is this some kind of toy for forgiveness it's a flare gun

I'm trying not to support America's toxic gun culture I'm a firm believer in gun control

gun control this was one of my ideas to ban them from the undesirables

yes look here oh and your your shirt this is an organization founded by Margaret Sanger yes

wait you know about Margaret Sanger yeah of course oh she's such a lovely person

no she's a fighter for reproductive rights for women's empowerment and the eradication of undesirable populations by means of eugenics brilliant lady

very inspiring I must use some of her ideas in our socialized health care system

socialized health care that's not your thing that's that's our thing oh

no it's very much my thing did you know that Nazi means National Socialist German

Nazi is just more catchy Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi Nazi rolls off the tongue

no this can't be true this has to be some sort of mistake

we are nothing alike you're Adolf Hitler evil right-wing fascist dictator and I'm a feminist restorative justice advocate and a vegetarian

you're vegetarian me too okay I am so confused right now

I came here with a clear goal in mind to kill the most evil hand who I've ever lived besides Ronald Reagan

but now that I'm meeting you in person you're not at all what I thought you

were and your painting is actually really good what do you call it I call it a Reich ohne Juden Wow

I don't know what that means but sounds beautiful it does doesn't it