Discussion on Gender and Celebrity

Her life with James Lee Curtis, for he is a sir.

James Lee Curtis was born a boy, and

his birth was announced in Life Magazine, for Life

Magazine was the magazine of the day when all the

whose-whosery of the United States would bring forth seed into this

world. That's where the who's who would announce,

"And so and so and so and so are

proud to announce the birth of their..." James Lee Curtis made the cut. His.

He's a he. He was printed in that magazine as a he.

But the magazine is far back in the past now, and this man is win- winning awards

as one of the most iconic actresses of the United States. You know what you did.

You know her leotard picture that is famous.

All the girls got anorexia and bulimia trying to be like that guy.

And all the men, you, you know what goes on in your little

teenage male hearts.

You know the things that you do. You will need to go and repent.

This Megan Fox that you were, you were salivating over in Transformers,

it's a man.

This-

From a hot man to one of the hottest women in the business right now, Megan Fox

with me now. Why do you shake your head?

Because I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda.

Oh, get out of here.

I'm a tranny.

You're a... What?

I, I'm a man.

You do not look in the mirror and not think you're beautiful.

Don't even.

No, I'm so painfully insecure. Like I'm, I'm on the verge of

vomiting right now. I'm so horrified that I'm here and embarrassed and

scared.

Is this your first time here?

Yeah, it's my first time.

This Jessica Alba, it's a man.

Everybody knows that you're a very attractive woman, but tell

us what, what would surprise people about

Jessica Alba?

I'm a man.