Comedic Moments from a Show

Baby, I'm back!

Thank you so much!

I'm so sorry, alright.

I ran in by the boom mic operator.

I was like, dude, should I get naked? He was like,

drop trowel, and then I got a letter from NBC saying basically

never, ever do that again.

Yep. Yep, yep. F*** my pants on camera.

Check.

But you should put that back.

Yeah. How did you get this?

F***ing hilarious. You shattered, you shattered it.

Not only did you hit the light switch, but you shattered it. That's

not something that props can fix. That's gonna be a little harder to fix.

Sorry. I'm out!

Everyone loves a good comeback story, right?

Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks. Robert Downey Jr.

Who else?

Yes. Kim Kardashian.

Kim, well. Well.

In the video she gets, she gets a comb on her back, I think.

Oh, they're going to make the wrap party.

Nick, do you want some of mine?

You made it.

You want a bite of mine?

Rollo, can I give you a bite of my ice cream?

Come to Sherms.

That's your lawyer.

That's your friend.

Bye.

I was born at 17 months,

with a full head of hair, a full head of teeth, I need evidence. Got it.

Wait, you don't know what evidence. Ah, right on. Yes, hit me. Next

to my desk is a picture of a female politician, Bella Abzug.

Is that scary face, funny hat, gap tooth, or Bill Clinton's wife?

Funny hat. Funny hat. On the back of it is a key taped to it, and then that opens my bottom drawer in my desk.

Andy,

Andy,

Andy.

What's happening?

Sorry, I lost it.

Andy, Andy, Andy. If you got bored, it would be a lot of fun.

If you don't, it would be a lot of fun.

Hello?

Hey mom, you're on camera right now. Say hello.

Hi mom.

Sometimes when I wipe,

I'll wipe, and I'll wipe, and I'll wipe,

and I'll wipe a hundred times.

Still poop. Still poop. Let me check that.

It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.

Who are you?

I double-dog dare you.

Give me a reason, bro. Give me a reason to take you down. I would love nothing more...

Nice, Dusty!

Four, M, potato shape, coffee mug shape, smudge,

smudge, middle finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Oh my God, you drove us here. After this, we won't have to go to the doctor for like 10 years,

because we're smart.

Well, you definitely need glasses.

No, he's not getting glasses. I like his face the way it is.

If you get glasses, I'll divorce you. Well, you heard her, Doc. Too handsome for glasses. No

offense. When I sit down to do my dirty business, my gonads hangle in the water.

The hangle?

Mark me, sorry about that.

They hangle in the water.

Does pubic

So hard to just come around see that I ran over my testicles with my jazzy scooter

Mr.

Dwyer

Were you aware of funds for tennis court?

The misnomer quested that was denied by mr. Ron Swanson that was later approved by Ben Wyatt

No, do you play tennis?

I don't know.

Are you aware of what tennis is?

Yeah.

What point comes after deuce?

Wipe.

Andy, I know you're in there.

Oh, hey, babe. What's up?

I was just... just here in this dumpster because I jumped in.

So... What's up? Get out of there.

I'm sorry. It's like oh Hey