Comedic Hospital Scene with Coma References

Oh,

his coma's getting worse. Oh,

you know what? He was actually mumbling numbers like

that before.

What were they?

Um,

let me see if I can remember. They were like 36

left,

44

right,

and then he slipped back into his coma.

Nurse Bennett, give me two more cc's of 15 cc's.

Right away, doctor.

Wait, so you're a lawyer and a doctor?

He's also a club DJ, but I think he only just presses the

little button, and then he pretends to be cutting

and scratching.

His coma's getting worse.

Goddammit.

Goddammit.

The hospital texted me that Doug was in a coma, and I was like,

"I feel like I'm

having my Wednesday on a Monday," you know?

Not to pile on.

Where's Dr. Kranele?

She's in a coma.

And it's getting worse.

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