Spider-Man Cup Pong Championship

Hello, everyone,

and welcome to the first annual

Spider-Man Bureau Cup Pong Championship tournament extravaganza.

Love it.

The winner gets these three foam hats.

We have Team Spidey on this side,

Team Punisher over there.

Nice, let's go.

Have any of you played before?

Oh, yes. No, I have not.

I've played, yeah. Okay, sure.

Don't touch it in the air, Jon.

You're allowed to do this just

as long as you don't touch it.

That's not going to distract me.

This is America. We're in America.

We're playing with American rules right now.

Tom, Tom, hey. Let's go.

Tom, Tom, hey. I like the strategy.

Sorry. Let's go.

Come on, Bento. Come on, Bento.

Oh! Sinked it. Let's go.

Are they different flavors?

This one is lemon-lime.

My question underneath is, Spider-Man's powers are changing.

If you lost your acting powers, gained other powers,

what would you want them to be?

Acting powers?

I like to consider the powers in my world,

that's a super power. That's cool.

To me, it would have to be some sort of like athletic ability.

If I could trade being an actor for being a pro athlete,

that would be pretty epic, yeah.

Superstar athlete. Yeah, yeah.

Immediately still in the limelight.

I didn't say I'd give up fame.

Come on, now.

Sadie, what about you?

Oh, I kind of forgot what the question was.

If you can no longer-

You can trade your acting powers.

You have to trade your acting powers.

Oh, I would love to be able to paint,

I think. Oh, nice. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, he's focused. Yeah, he's-

Yes. Brick.

Tom, shut up, John. Tom.

Ooh, okay.

Spider-Man's powers are changing if you lost-

Oh. It's the same question.

You got the same question, yeah.

Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, okay.

I would want to be super strong,

because I can't do a push-up,

and that's why I won't be doing them if you lose.

Oh, I like to be able to talk to animals.

Oh, that's dope. That's awesome.

I trade. I want that.

That's really sick.

I think it'd be the ability to articulate my answers.

I feel like I'm really bad at talking.

Thanks a lot, everyone, for not laughing.

I wish everyone knew the answer, yeah.

Very articulate. Yeah.

Dare I try an underhand method?

I think maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

It seems more controlled.

Oh my god, oh my god, okay.

I don't think you need to change anything.

It was spinning, it was spinning.

That's not what you're allowed to do.

That was already in.

It was spinning, it was.

I've never seen that you can blow out.

We have playback, we have playback.

That's like if you were playing football

and the guy was running down the field

and you just shot him.

You're like, I stopped you, you know what I mean?

You just can't do that.

What is something about you that people always forget?

This doesn't have to be sad.

I immediately was like, oh, that does sound really depressing.

I still get to this day that people forget that I'm British.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I still often will meet people on the street

and they're like, why are you doing that accent?

When you were just talking before and

I was on the other side, I go, right, he's British.

Right, there you go.

What about you?

That I'm not a teenager, maybe.

They forget. Yeah, been there.

Hey, she's not, so. Let's go.

That would've hit it if the cup was there.

That's it.

I'm saying, no, you got it.

I was waiting for that one.

No, it didn't hit it if the cup was there.

It was right on the spot.

That is a key component.

I'm just saying, it was.

The cup is important.

Okay, okay.

Why did I always think this game was so much easier?

I know, right?

Because it looks so close, right?

It looks so easy.

Yeah, right. Right, come on, Bantam.

Oh, careful. Aggressive. Oh!

You gotta, you're not doing anything, bro.

It didn't touch the liquid.

It's spinning around the thing.

I see liquid.

I am gonna be vindicated when the world sees this video,

everyone is gonna be like, you're absolutely bang on.

You can't blow it out of a, no, you cannot.

You think you can?

What was your first impression of each of your co-stars?

Sadie had a really difficult job coming into this massive family.

We've been making movies for 10 years.

This movie really sings because of the work that you did.

So for me, when I met you for the first time,

I met someone that was really eager to do the work,

really excited to be a part of the world and

someone that I know is gonna carry the responsibility with a lot of grace.

Yeah, that's fair. That's good, that's good.

Tom's just like a natural born leader.

And I think exactly the kind of person you want in this role,

leading this film.

So I was.

Yeah, very impressed by him since day one.

Thank you.

We do so much gassing each other up on these talks.

It's nice.

I'm telling you way too much shit.

I know. It's some shit.

Here we go.

I'm like Jalen Brunson, yeah.

There we go. Oh, let's go.

Wow, that was like a jump shot.

It's the. Yeah, it's basketball.

Share a spoiler from the film.

Oh, this is, whoa, this is the fun one.

This only the person who took the cup has to answer this.

Me? Yeah, no, literally.

It should have said only one.

Sony, can we share it? I got one.

In this film. OK.

You're going to find out about Frank Castle's cooking skills.

OK. Yeah. Nice. OK. Really good.

Really, really, really good.

Thank God it wasn't us.

Yeah, thank God.

Damn. Oh my God.

No, bro. No. Oh. Oh. No.

He's trying to. God damn it.

It just goes to show. It was me.

He tried to. Do you know what I'm saying?

What was your first impression of each of your co-stars again?

I said lovely hair. Thank you.

What a beautiful head of hair.

Thank you so much.

Sadie, I was like, she's so talented.

She's so brilliant.

I'm so excited to see what she's going to do with this character.

I can't wait for people to see it.

Right. And then you.

What did I first think?

Her eyes just exploded.

My heart exploded. I don't think so.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry, Jacob. Sorry, we have to wrap.

No, no. We have to finish.

We have to finish. We have to finish.

Should we just do next cup wins?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think, yeah.

Come on, Sadie.

Oh. Oh, dude, I missed bad.

Oh my. That's a cup.

No, no, no, no. That's off the table.

Let's go.

It's all right. We're all right.

OK. Getting frustrated now.

Let's calm down.

This should not be so difficult.

What is happening? Can we phone a friend?

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

I want to call a shoot.

Come on, hurry up.

Put it in the damn cup.

Go. Come on, H.

Put it in the cup.

Oh.

Sadie, you got to hit one.

I believe in you.

Yes, Sadie wins.

Oh, Sadie wins. God damn it.

One last question.

Share a spoiler from the film.

You said you're going to bleep it out?

Spider-Man. Let's go! Let's go!

Okay.

Be sure to watch Spider-Man Brand New Day

when it hits theaters everywhere July 31st.

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