Satirical Birthday Celebration and Commentary

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

to you. Happy birthday dear Elon.

You've gone too far, Ukraine.

Damn you! Damn you to hell.

Dinner is ready. You've been on social media for

twenty-four hours.

Take a break already.

I can't! This is what I was made for.

Oh, honey, I don't feel so good.

No, no, no,

no!

The media is lying to you. Gas has never been cheaper.

Groceries are more affordable than ever. Also, the check is in the mail.

Fuck you, Zelensky. I want my muscles back.

Is it all fake?

Is none of it real?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

It's so peaceful here.

I can breathe again.

Turns out

I might have some cards to play. You're welcome, America.