Stand-Up Crowd Work: Baby Names, Red Hair and Aluminum

What's her name? Berlin. Berlin? Like the wall?

Like the city? That's where the wall is.

Little blonde haired white girl named Berlin.

She's a ginger? She has a little red hair? Her dad had red hair?

Red beard. That's hair.

I just mean in general that he has red hair.

That would have been funny if you were just like, just on his ass.

Brunette, brunette, brunette, fuckin'. Where's he at?

He's watching the baby right now. Good dad.

She gets her red hair from you? You don't have any red hair.

I used to be a ginger. You used to be? You beat it?

Oh, good for you.

Yeah, if you just stand in the sun long enough you just kind of push through it.

What do you do? I'm a buyer.

You're a buyer? Oh.

We're all buyers.

I can't even say it because...

You won't even say it? Why? Is it people? Like what is it?

How bad could it possibly be?

I buy aluminum.

She just said something that was so not a word.

Aluminium?

Aluminum!

Die! Die! I bought a cadaver! I bought a cadaver!

You're all dead. You're all so dead, dude.

Oh, fuck y'all, man. That's not a word.

Aluminium?

Where are all the extra letters coming from?

You're doing too much.

That's your son?

You see what I see, right?

Adopted?

Hold on.

Is your husband black?

He was.

What, did you wash him?

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Yeah, that one's not going online for sure.

There's no way.

That was pretty fucked.

He passed?

No?

Then he's still black, right?

Divorced? He was your husband.

How do you say this story?

Oh my lord!

This isn't mine, right?

This would be the worst way to find out.

The worst way to get served with a baby.

Her name is Khaleesi? Oh, you're going to be a great stripper someday.

Oh, she's crying. She doesn't like her name.

She what?

She doesn't like the stripper part? Well, that's where she came from, so...

I'm going to hand it back to you before I have to pay for its therapy.

Oh my god. Here you go!

Where's her fucking sock?

She's missing a sock!