Japanese → English transcript
Sometimes I really admire people who barely drink water
I feel that
You do? Huh, you do?
I drink a ton of water though
Huh, you do?
There are people who barely put a dent in their drink in one meal, right
And back when I was a student, I was so jealous of those kids
But when I tried not drinking, I got constipated
Who?
Hey hey hey hey
No no no
It’s fine for someone like my manager, though
And then I couldn’t go to school
I couldn’t move
Super constipation
And on top of that, I was always the type who had good digestion because I drank water
Up until then
So that was a first for me too
It was my first time being constipated
You get it?
So I just stayed home watching K-dramas
What kind of story is this? Seriously
What are you even talking about?
End of transcript · 153 words · machine translated
Original transcript (Japanese)
時々水飲まない人に憧れてて わかる わかる?え、わかる? めっちゃ水飲みだから え、わかる?
本当に一回の食事で半分も減ってない人いるじゃん で、私学生の頃にそういう子が羨ましすぎて 飲まなかったら便秘になっちゃって 誰? おいおいおいおい
ダメダメダメ マネージャーさんみたいにいいけど で、それで学校行けなくなったの 動けなくて 大便秘
しかも私は水を飲むからお通しいい方だったのね 今まで だからそれも初めてだったの 便秘なのも初めてで わかる?
だから家でカンドラ見てた どういう話?マジで なんの話?
