Humorous Take on Marriage Life

guys being married is the best thing that I've ever done in my life

it is so amazing okay listen

I've only got like five seconds before I can tell you the truth

don't get married it's the worst decision I ever made

I used to sleep in when I wanted

to I played video games all night

I could drink all I wanted and get wasted

and no one would get mad at me

but now it's I'm just stuck and I love my wife very much

and there is nothing better than being in a great relationship with a wonderful woman