Dad's Tiger Story and King Cobra and Push-Up Jokes

Hi Dad, what are you doing?

Just warming up. Oh, I see that. - All right,

you have fun. - Sure will. And I would bend

down and I petted him. And all of a sudden,

you hear this "rrrrr" like that. So the trainer

says, "Get up very slowly and back up." So the

tiger did, he slowly got up and backed down.

Did you know I got bit by a king cobra?

And after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra

died. Did you know that I can build a snowman

out of rain?

I hear that when you do a push-up, you're not

really pushing yourself up, you're pushing the

earth down. Correct. Absolutely.