Dating Game Show Conversation

What's your name and how old are you? Duke. I'm 32.

Damn! Yeah.

I'm from Greenville, South Carolina.

No pops yet. Okay, good. What do you do for work?

I hate this.

I mentor up-and-coming streamers and gamers, and I also have a...

I own a skincare business. Okay.

Now, I'm not going to lie, whatever I do, I'm not going after Duke Dennis. I'm not crazy, though.

And what are you looking for in a woman?

Um, I'm looking for a nice woman, you know, um...

...self-established, mature. Mature.

And, um, of... Does that mean older, or...?

Uh, a little on the older side. Over 25. Like, 25 and older.

Okay. Yes, ma'am.

And then what's a... what's a red flag for you?

Um, women who always feel the need to...

...scream and yell to get their point across. Yeah.

And women who are emotionally unintelligent. Low EQ. Yes, ma'am.

No, no. Yes, ma'am. All right, I'm going to...

We have one pop, actually. I want to ask you, follow me.

Why did you pop?

You said over 25. I'm not over 25.

Thank you very much, ma'am. Okay.

Okay, so clean and clear. I love that. Yes, ma'am.

All right, so now I'm going to give you this tack, and you're going to ask all of these ladies...

...one question.

And then we're going to go from there. And you can pop as we go.

Um...

How often do you go clubbing?

I'd probably go like, maybe average...

...twice a month.

Okay.

In the summertime, maybe like once every other week.

In the summer. In the summer, yes, ma'am.

Once every other week? She lying. Cap.

Same question? Yes, ma'am.

Um, basically when it's like one of my friends' birthdays or like a get-together, which isn't too, too often.

Um, but again, summertime is coming up, so... Mhm.

...I'll be outside a little bit, but not too much in the clubs, but like, sometimes, but not too, too often.

Of course, of course. Okay, okay.

But you're okay with these answers. What about you?

Um, well, so far this year, I've only gone out once for my birthday.

I'm not really a club girl. I have to be in the mood, maybe to show one of my friends support.

So, I would say, on average, I probably would go out like maybe five times.

Yes, ma'am.

Right, right.

I don't go out at all. I'm new here. Cap.

Really? Where you from? I'm from Baltimore. Oh, really? Okay.

So...

Oh, oh!

Just hearing everybody else answer was just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Double standards.

...you like to go out. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Damn, that's mean, dude. Yeah, that's...

As I'm getting older, I'm 34... Damn!

...so, I'm more into like real estate and stuff like that.

But when I do go out, I like taking like a little day trip, like go rafting...

...or ziplining. Ooh, that's good.

Construction, ziplining. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

That doesn't correlate at all, but... yeah.

What's going on? Right. What's going on?

Oh, you know, like clubbing, dinners, sessions, and...

...you know, things of that nature.

No, foodie, rather go to a restaurant, some chill. Okay.

Strip club, maybe.

Okay. What about you?

Um...

I really don't know like a...

I really don't know a number of how often I would go out, but, um, I am an artist, model, all that stuff, so...

I mean, I get my music played, or if I host, I get paid to show up. I'm not just going just to go. I like to make my money.

Right, you're working. Yeah. Okay, that's fair.

Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

The strip club is that what did it for you? Yeah, yes, ma'am. The last little...

...yeah, but yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, that's what did it. Maybe she's bisexual.

All right, so now... No, which is fine. You like women? That's okay.

No, it's not even that. Okay, now you're going to pop all but one.

(Sighs)

Big decision. Yeah, it is. It is a really big decision.

(Balloons popping)

Oh, he's doing a little...

What you about to do, gang? Yeah, like this...

Purple hair. Purple hair.

Two good girls.

Damn it.

She used to work at the club sometimes, though, but she's working. That's the most... that's snitching if I ever heard it.

How old are you? I'm 26.

How old are you? 30.

(Balloon popping)

He popped! Yeah, look, look, look. It's a play, it's a long-term play.

Pop! Pop! Pop!