Casual Conversation on Appearance and Fitness

What's with the, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

Why are you-

I'm on the phone.

Oh, oh, I thought you were, like, like, kind of recording it.

I'm like, what are you doing?

No.

No. Hello.

Hi.

What, uh, what, uh, brings you guys here?

Dude, okay, not in a weird way. You remind me of my dad.

Like, in a good way.

Uh, uh, thanks? I think.

I'm not-

You look like a-

You look like you're in a movie right now.

I'm not-

Like you don't look real.

I'm not... What do you mean? Why? What do, what do I look like?

Are you AI?

No, I'm not AI.

This whole time, are you AI?

What... Uh, can I ask you a serious question? Uh,

people say that to me.

What, what about me looks AI? Is it-

Okay, listen, listen, I think it's just because you're,

you're kind of like,

you're older but you're, you still look really young.

Mm-hmm.

You're really attractive for, like...

I don't know how, how old are you? I don't wanna be rude.

I'm 37.

Yeah, so, like, you're really attractive.

I don't know, you look like you're from a movie,

like an older movie.

Yeah.

It just looks weird that you're, like,

just so-

I don't even-

... handsome

... I mean, I guess that's a really nice... Thank you.

I, I appreciate it.

Well, you know-

Yeah

... I don't know, I take really good care of myself.

I, I, I'm ver- I'm a very vain-

Yeah

... man. Like, I, I, I believe in taking care of yourself and

looking as you, as best you po- I see some guys who are my age-

Yeah

... and, and they just look like a fucking truck

ran over them.

They're fat-

Yeah

... they're fucking balding, they're out of shape, they're like...

Yeah.

And I look at them, I'm like, dude, there's, there's zer- and they're like,

"Oh,

well, I got kids." What does that fucking matter? That doesn't matter.

Get your fat ass-

Yeah

... to the gym.

Get your fat ass to the gym, testosterone exists, take some of

that shit,

hit the weights. I mean-

There he is.

You know?

I love this guy.

That, that's what I'm saying, you know? I, uh, I...

but I see women, too, that, that are just, they just completely let themselves go.

Even at, even younger.

Yeah.

They'll be, they'll be really fat. I hate fat bitches. I have no...

I have zero tolerance. Zero tolerance for it.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

No, zero tolerance because it's like, especially if they're younger

and they have

no... even if you have children, but like, let's say you had, you're like, all

right, you get like a grace period.

I give you like a year 'cause you gotta get yourself back in shape.

That's understandable.

But if you're younger and you have no children

and you're a woman and you're fat,

I just wanna take you and put you into a fat camp and

force you to stay there until you are skinny and, and, and good looking.

Like, I wanna do that. I want that mandatory.

All right. That's-

Yeah

... very strong opinions.

Very strong opinions, and I think that, I think that the next thing

that I would do

is, is I would take all the niggers and put them in camps.

Right? The, the ca-