A Steamy Affair at the Olympics

had sex with this guy. What was his name? I like to be able to call people out with their first and

last names, which is going to be hard for this because I don't even remember his first name.

But I once had sex. I don't know if this was the best, but it was sexy. And it wasn't a one-night

stand. It went on for like a week, but it was like a one-night thing. I was at the London Olympics

in 2012, I believe. And I was staying with a couple of gay friends of mine, had a house.

And I was walking home late one night, or I was being driven home and I was walking down the

street to their house. And this really sexy British guy, we just locked eyes. And it was like sex,

you know what I mean? And I was like, it's something you would see in a movie. And I was

like, I'm in London. This was an impromptu trip. I'm like, what if I just had an affair with this

guy? And I walked past him and I stopped and I turned around and he had stopped. And it was late

at night, like this was dangerous. You know, it could have been. And it was late at night. And

he said, would you like to come back to my place? And that was the first thing he said.

The eye look that we had was so intense that I was like, yes. And we went back to his house. I

mean, we barely spoke. I went over there every night after the Olympics for a week, had a full

affair with this guy. I don't even know if I know his last name or his first clear or his first.

And we had this incredible, it was just like, like just chemistry, but not a lot of like getting to

know each other. It was just purely sexual. And then I'd be like, okay, I'm going to the Olympics

tomorrow. Like, and he's like, are you going to come back tomorrow night? I'm like, yes, definitely.

And then I'd get home at like 10. I'd be like, I'm coming over. And he'd be like, great. And we

have a couple of drinks and then we'd have crazy sex. And then I'd go back to the friends. And the

friends whose house I was staying at, I never even told them what was going on. I don't know

why, because I don't, I was just felt so steamy and like sexy. And I wanted to keep it to myself.

You know what I mean? I think that's how people feel with an actual affair, sadly. But you weren't

cheating on your husband. You were just having a fling. No, but I would cheat on my husband.

You know what I mean? Like I definitely would. That's why I'm not married.