Struggles of Graduates with Degrees

Can someone explain to me how I have four degrees and still can't get a

job?

Hmm, I have an idea. What are they in?

BA in communication.

Degree in talking? My three-year-old's already pretty good at

that.

What's the next one you have a degree in, walking?

BA in Spanish.

Hola, mi amiga.

LOL, oh, I no job-o.

BFA in dance.

Oh, fuck, I was right. That's just fancy walking.

Get ready for this one. Master's degree in freaking journalism.

All right, so communication, Spanish, dancing, and journalism.

Congratulations, you can be a moderator for the Reddit chat

that talks about

Dancing with the Stars in Spanish.

I do feel a little bit bad for you though, because something tells me when you

started your journalism journey, you know, it still had a little bit of respect

attached to it, so bad timing. Just out here going to college for a

little bit of

this, a little bit of that. You know, stop taking dumb shit in college,

especially

if it's the K drug. Don't, don't take the OK drugs

and you might get raw dogged

non-consensually, and that's suboptimal. Anyway...

But yeah, good luck with, uh, paying off all that tuition.

Good fucked, stay fucked. Bert took a bow.