Humorous Take on AI and Weapons

I'm telling you, these smart AIs are getting outta hand.

A robot steps into my yard, I'm taking it out with an M20 Super

Bazooka.

Hey, Larry, I'm gonna need a Dillon Aero M134D.

Hold on two seconds.

Anyway, robot in the yard, M20 Super Bazooka, end of story.

Hi, I'm here to pick up the weapon I ordered.

Sorry, sir, but I first have to check that you have all the mandatory paperwork.

There, I did all the paperwork.

Have you paid the tax on possessing a weapon?

Yeah.

And the tax on possessing a weapon in an urban area inside a low emission zone?

Yeah.

Perfect. I'll bring you the monster.

Be careful with this thing. It's heavy stuff.