Police Interaction and Assault Claims

You, oh, you touched me.

I touched-

Hey, officer. Officer.

Oh, officer.

Officer.

I'm a victim.

Battery.

I'm being infiltrated.

Battery.

Yeah.

Officer.

I go and provoke people, and then I complain about it.

You... You got touched.

Fuck you.

That's battery.

That's assault and battery.

You are like police

who solve the murder.