Satirical Reenactment of October 7th

October 7th celebration, free food, free merch, immersive history.

Free merch?

Finally, activism with a rewards program.

Do you even know what happened October 7th?

Obviously, something geopolitical.

Welcome, comrades.

Why do I need this?

For the reenactment.

There's a play?

Tonight, we recreate history exactly as we learned

about it.

There are, like, so many of our favorite influencers here.

Oh my God, you're right.

Everyone who posts the most pro-Palestine stuff is here.

This is literally influencer Coachella.

More hummus. Guys, the energy here is incredible.

Look, there's another one. Everybody's here.

This might be the greatest protest we've ever attended.

Let's fucking go. Hamas killed it.

Literally.

Picture it, a music festival in Israel, peaceful.

People minding their own business, dancing, partying until the sun comes up.

They're dancing. They're celebrating.

Nobody there expects what's about to happen, and then resistance happens.

Suddenly, they come flying towards the festival.

The people who were just dancing moments ago here suddenly have no idea where to

run.

Damn, Hamas and the Palestinians did that? Oh, man.

You didn't know what you came here to celebrate?

I thought this was, like, symbolic.

Oh, no, the string. Let go. You let go. Who has the front?

I thought you did.

And then they gracefully descended. Good grief.

Oh, boy.

Wow, they got a budget. That's real fire.

They're attacking us.

Who's they?

I don't know. Call the police.

I thought we hated the police.

Not today. I have learned enough.

We're being attacked.

By who?

I don't know. Everyone else was yelling it.

Call the fire department.

Dead!

Dead! It's Israel. Run!

The Jews are attacking us.

We're under attack. We're under attack.

Call the po- Call the police.

Who attacked us?

Nobody.

Then who did this?

We did.

Did we just October 7th ourselves?

Who do I protest now? Ow.

Next year we're doing a bake sale.

Kaboom, bitch.