Satirical Song on Food Ingredients

They were trying to warn us all the way back then,

you can't make money on a healthy population.

Pistachio, almond, fruit fudge, butterscotch,

tealight.

Ingredients.

Zinc, trisodium, aspartate, sorbitol and bisulfate.

Oxide, beta-carotene, lactic acid, carobene.

Gradate, milk, emulsified, maltodextrin, alkalide, silicon, deoxalide, lots of sugar.

Hey, alright! Calcified synthetic salt,

artificial barley malt, glycerin and aspartate, folic acid.

That tastes great!

Monosodium glutamate, dehydrated calciumate, soybean oil, butter, fat, carmel center.

I'll eat that.

Hooray for sugar, cause we love it.

Chocolate chips, we want more of it.

Cakes and ice cream, want to shove it down our throats real fast.

Here's a candy bar, you tried it?

Hey, let's all see what's inside it.

Gelatin, nitroglycerin, phosphate, soybean, lecithin, deoxalide, trisilicon, dipped in chocolate.

Bring it on!

Citrus enzymes, BHT, powdered milk.

Sounds good to me!

Baking soda, carob gum, carbohydrates.

Yummy yum!

Monosodium glutamate, zinc, disodium, alginate, whole grain flour, yeast and fat.

Sounds so easy, I'll do that.

We like sweets a lot, so give us all you got.

And we'll stuff them in our bodies till they make our insides rot.

Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.