Hindi → English transcript

As you know, we all light diyas in our homes.

So we just need to light fewer of those diyas this time—only two or five.

Whatever ghee or oil we were using in those diyas,

we should store it in a box in one place and take a long stick; put that oil or ghee on the stick and set it aside. And if anyone comes to lecture you about pollution or interrupts your enjoyment,

just twirl that stick on it vigorously and enjoy. Happy Diwali in advance. (डखड डाले टीज वो डंडा उस पे तब्यस से फेरें)