Celebrity Interviews and Pop Culture

Your favorite villain?

My favorite villain?

I kinda like Diddy.

Say one nice thing about Ja Rule.

He's alive.

ASLELS challenge for you, Floyd. If you

can read one full page of a Harry Potter book, nigga, I'll give

750,000 to whatever charitable organization you want to.

Fuck the bucket of ice, man.

You've been shot. How many times have you been shot?

Nine times.

Nine times.

Yeah. It was only one situation, though.

It was one-

Well, yeah, okay.

But they kinda went for it, didn't they?

Yeah. Yeah, they-

What did Madonna do?

Madonna, I, I just looked... I said, the first time, I said, "Look, you gotta

adjust. What's going on? You can't be like a virgin at 63."

Right.

Fuck it, bitch, that's it. This is the way it's shaking.

Look-

If, um, Sean Combs watches this, what do you think he's gonna feel?

Like, "Wow, this is amazing." I think he's gonna say,

"This is the best documentary

I've seen in a long time."

This is Curtis Jackson again. You guys know without a doubt I promote

Vitamin Water

the best. Vitamin Water!

None of those other guys can do that.

Shit.

That wasn't part of the skit.

Do you know, and I just... I'm not bragging here,

I'm just speaking the truth, do

you know that I have made out with Helen Mirren?

I saw. I saw she kissed you on the mouth.

Is that hard for you to watch, knowing that you got a crush on Helen

Mirren and-

but I'm kissing Helen Mirren?

I, I just was... I was just wondering how your wife felt

about that.

If, um, Sean Combs watches this, what do you think he's gonna feel?

Like, "Wow, this is amazing."

I think he's gonna say, "This is the best documentary I've seen in a

long time."

Who pays on a first date?

Who pays?

Who pays on the first date?

Whoever idea it was to go on the date.

Well, Curtis Jackson-

Who do you ask if it's your son?

... is my grandmother's child. That's my grandmother's baby.

Oh.

That's when I clean up. When I clean up-

... I'm Curtis Jackson.

Can you show me the difference? Can you show me, like, who... This

is Curtis.

This is Curtis.

And here's 50.

You had a beef with, um, Ja Rule.

Rule, that old school. That's old school.

But I understand that in, in October you did something to get back

at Ja Rule.

Yeah.

And please tell the people what you did because I, this is kind of short-

I, I bought, like, the first four rows in his concert.

It was, like, on Groupon for $15. It wasn't a big deal.

Window or aisle?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Oh, the window.

Okay.

If I'm in the aisle, people come touching me and stuff.

I wouldn't-

Yeah

... I wouldn't dare do that.

Right.

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

No, it just got, you know... No, it's not a sandwich.

What is it?

It's a hotdog.

You bought Mike Tyson's mansion. I didn't know that.

Yeah. And then you look down the hallway

and you go...

You ever looked down a hallway in your house and you don't wanna go down there?

Like, you look down-

'Cause it's so long?

And you go,

"I don't care what's going on down there, I don't wanna go over there," huh?

It's like-

That's like The Shining.

I got, you know, shot nine times, but it was one time.

So, and I just didn't see the person coming,

or I would've avoided it of

course.

You would.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't call, I don't call him gay. I say-

Let me read this. Let me read it, Fif.

Okay, read it. Oh my goodness.

"Sorry I can no longer help you guys." "Soon you will all be gay and happy.

You are all now left under leadership of Puffy Daddy.

Report to the nearest rainbow. Den of Thieves, in theaters January 19th."

Oh.

That's what happened. You know, these are going for six grand.

Wow.

You can keep them, mother-

And is there anything else that's not okay for people to call you?

D- don't call me Puffy or Tyrese.

Allegedly assaulted his son's football coach with kettlebells.

And I guess you guys are friends, but you immediately...

You went on Instagram with this. Did, did he find that amusing?

Uh, he probably didn't. I-

Your favorite villain?

My fav-

Like, Snoop, Snoop had my last movie.

He, he, uh, was able to take it out of Madison Square

Garden.

'Cause the guy that was watching it was like...

I'm like, "Where's the car?" He was like, "Snoop.

Snoop took, got the car."

Yeah.

All right.

50 Cent, No Notorious B.I.G.

No, I didn't have an opportunity to meet him,

but we did do a mashup

song with him called Gorilla.

Hey, kids, it's back to school time, and where do you get the best for the

lowest

price? The 50 Cent Store, where everything costs

50 cent. Not 99 cent, not 75 cent, 50 cent.