Comedy about Gifts and Relationships

Eyes closed.

All right, here we go.

Here it is.

Okay.

This is my anniversary gift?

Yep.

A vacuum cleaner?

Dual bag.

This is the best vacuum cleaner you'll ever have, baby.

Get in there.

What?

Not a big fan of that look. I gotcha.

New arrival in five, four, three,

two, one.

What is this place?

You are in the doghouse.

Listen better.

The dog-

Since time immemorial, when men have messed up,

they get sent here by their wives

or girlfriends. Fold.

Yeah, but I don't deserve to be here. I didn't do anything.

Every man in the doghouse thinks he's innocent. Isn't that right, boys?

Look, all, all I know is that I got my wife this really nice gift,

and then now

here.

What'd you get her?

This brand-new dual bag vacuum cleaner, actually.

Hear that, boys? He got her a vacuum cleaner.

You're a fool, man.

Well, it was dual bag.

And dual bag doesn't know why he's here.

I realize it's not the most romantic gift, but-

There are many reasons a man can end up in here.

Hey, dual bag. All I did was tell my wife

that her mom looked hot in a bathing

suit. It was a compliment. I was just trying to be nice.

Listen better.

That's bull.

She was smoking, though.

Apologize without caveats.

She was smoking.

Express feelings.

I told my wife that staying home with the kids was a heck of a lot easier than

having to actually work for a living.

You're a fool, man.

See, a lot of guys end up in here during the

holidays because they give their wives

thoughtless gifts, like a vacuum cleaner.

I got my wife extra RAM memory for her computer as a gift.

I even attached a note that said, "Thank you for the memories."

It didn't go down very well.

Help with the cooking.

That's Oscar. He's been here so long, he's plain lost his mind.

Legend has it he gave his wife a mustache waxer during the holidays.

What is that on your lip?

Talk more.

How do you get out?

Listen better.

It's real hard.

Apologize without caveats.

I just got reviewed last week.

I went up before this review board.

Let's review your offense.

Oh. Merry Christmas.

Hey.

Seriously?

What?

Thought you'd wanna tighten up that jelly belly,

no?

Oh, wow.

I'm married to you.

Little more of this, and a little less of

of that.

Wow.

I think we've seen enough.

Wow.

So, Donny,

you think you're ready to rejoin your lovely wife?

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Donald, I'll be candid. If I had my way, you wouldn't even

go before this board.

I don't know what I was thinking when

I gave my wife an Ab Stirrer

as a gift. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

So next time, get her something truly nice, like a

gym membership, perhaps.

Exactly. I mean, no, I wouldn't get her that.

I wouldn't get her that. I wouldn't get her that.

Speak less.

Please, dual bag, I just wanna get out of here.

Do you like that?

Apologize.

Yeah.

Did I fool you?

Yeah.

I didn't fool them. Setup. Trick question. I'm out the door.

Work on the folding, Donny.

Got it.

Bye-bye.

Is there any hope? Can you get out of here?

Apologize without caveats.

One man got out.

Express your feelings.

Arnold.

Help with the cooking.

Stop checking out other women in restaurants.

He sent us this.

Offer to change diapers.

Arnold's wife let him out of the doghouse. Not sure how he did it.

Hey, lunch.

Oh.

It's lunch time.

But don't interrupt.

What is this?

Cheese pie.

All right.

Quiche.

All right.

Chai lattes every night.

Express your feelings.