Discussion on Gender Identity and Rumors

There are 10 people I know. Julia Roberts has a pair.

I know Madonna has a pair.

Um, I think Gwyneth Paltrow has a pair.

Handle your business. Handle your business.

But remember, okay, you are in Hollywood, right?

Check the name.

Check the handle.

Under no circumstance are you allowed to take off your

blindfold. If I find that you have, I will hurt you.

Do you understand?

Mm.

Mm.

Do you understand?

Rumor was that, um,

you had both

male and female reproductive parts.

Wow.

What?

That your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl,

but you still had

a hint of a penis.

Oh my

God.

You started that?

What? You heard that?

Everyone at our school heard it.

Everybody at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from

Long

Island.

Oh, no.

Oh my God, this is all making so much sense to me

now.

This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me.

This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region.

Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now, so, so that one's not really our fault.

Monica, how come you never told me this?

I thought it might be true, and I was afraid that you were gonna cry

and then show

it to me.

Joey, stop staring. There's nothing there. It's not true.

I'm a tranny.

You're a tr-

I'm-

What?

I'm a man.

You do not look in the mirror and not think you're beautiful.

I'm a man.

What-

He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that, and

it's the greatest ruse of all time.

He just puts on his wig

and a dress, and it's me, and you-

A, um, a piece of skin, uh, a nice

bit of skin,

uh, that came from a young person,

um, far, far away, and they somehow figured out how to

extract-

It's foreskin from a Korean baby

... said to me, "You know, sweetheart, one day you should settle down and marry a

rich man." I said, "Mom, I am a rich man."

Give me those.

But you pricked my finger.

You're such a woman.

No, you're the woman.

No, I'm the man.

But who

am I-