Mom Offers Early Christmas Decorations After Daughter Becomes Muslim

So tell me why my mom yesterday was like,

Oh, we can put the Christmas decorations up early this year, by the way.

I was like, Habibti, you know, I don't celebrate anymore.

And she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, you know, we can put them up early this year.

Like, you're welcome.

Like, take the win.

And I was like, babe, you're telling me you've waited

how many years of my life to let us put up Christmas decorations early?

You've waited all this time until I'm Muslim, until I'm Muslim,

and I'm no longer excited about putting the Christmas decorations up early, okay?

One, because I'm 21.

And two, because I don't celebrate it.

And now you want to tell me we can put the Christmas decorations up early.

She told me as if she was like, giving me this beautiful gift.

And I was like, Habibti, Habibti, you're too late.

You're too late.

Anyways, I do appreciate my mom.

She is a cutie and she had good intentions, but she's funny.