Story of a Military Encounter

Is this too much? Intentionally? No, so it was kind of funny because... Did she think it was funny?

Oh yeah, she was, so I'll tell you the story. I'll tell you like the quick version of it.

He's, I mean, he's hot. He's 25, he's in the Marines. I mean, just good military guy.

Well, he was home on leave and my best friend knew that I've always had a crush on him because he's hot.

Like, I'll show you a picture, like, he's hot, just tall and muscled.

And she never said stay away from my son?

Never, no. She's, she's very like open, like she was like, she was the porn star that was never a porn star.

She wanted her son to get some pussy.

For sure, like, and she was, you know, she was a dancer, she was a feature entertainer.

Great mom, I love it.

Yeah, you know.

No, she, as she should.

For sure, so she was just kind of, you know, she was very open.

But, so anyhow, he was home on leave and she was like, oh, Josh is home.

And I was like, oh, and she knew that I wanted to tap it like really bad.

And I love military men. I have such an appreciation for our military men.

So anyhow, they were out drinking and she brings him to my house afterwards like a sacrificial lamb.

And I was like.

You took it though, girl.

Oh, fuck yeah, I did.

And I was like, oh, she has no idea that I am just going to destroy him and like ruin his life.

And I remember the night she dropped him off.

It was pouring rain.

It was dark because they all were out drinking at the bar.

And I was like, well, when you guys are done getting lit, bring him to my house.

And, you know, me being the cougar, I got a bottle.

This was in Vegas?

Yeah, I got a bottle of wine opened.

Like, I'm just.

You're winning in your lingerie.

I was.

She was coming over.

So I had like a cutesy outfit, but I had the lingerie underneath.

Like I had a full game plan.

And it was probably some of the best dick I've ever had.

Like military guys.

Why? Because it was served to you or because it was just that good of dick?

He was just.

I mean, we were talking a lot like we had each other's numbers.

So we were like.

Wasn't he just like a stranger?

No, no, no, not at all.

Like I was talking to him when he was in Germany.

I would send him little care packages and, you know, we would flirt back and forth.

You're sure you still haven't been in love after lockup?

You don't own a prison in there?

No, we're not doing love after lockup.

None of that.

But anyhow, it was good dick.

Like military guys just leave it all out on the plane.

So when his mom brought him to you as a sacrificial lamb, did he ever.

You're laughing.

Did he ever have impotence problems or was he just ready because he knew you before prior?

So he was just like, yeah, bitch, you're going to get it.

Or was it like, how does that even go?

That dick was like, just bend over, baby.

That was like ready to go.

I mean, just a bit.

And he was like he was one of those guys like came in.