Analysis of October 7 Israel-Hamas Conflict

On the morning of October 7, 2023,

approximately 6,000 Hamas soldiers flying paragliders and riding motorcycles

skirted around the most heavily defended security wall

in the world, somehow evading the fences, observation towers,

cameras, sensors, barbed wire, and remote-controlled machine guns

dividing Israel and Gaza.

These 6,000 madmen, who trained for their dastardly sneak attack

in full view of the IDF for months,

then proceeded to roam around the Israeli countryside for hours with complete impunity,

killing hundreds of Israeli civilians and not beheading babies and

not raping women while IDF forces watched,

because those IDF soldiers had been ordered to stand down that morning.

All stations, I don't know why, I don't know how, something along those lines,

no patrol on the fence,

and this was at 5.20 in the morning.

All stations are to hold their positions.

Then the IDF sprung into action by implementing a policy to kill their own citizens in the event of a hostage situation.

Luckily, the news anchors knew exactly what had happened within minutes.

Now, the Israeli military says this infiltration came by land,

by sea, and by air in the form of Hamas gunmen on paragliders.

The U.S. Senate knew within hours.

And Iran is teamed up with Hamas, is what we are hearing.

And the Israeli government knew within the day.

Citizens of Israel, we are at war,

not in operation,

not in circles,

we are at war.

But for some reason, a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists began to ask questions

about the most startling security failure in the history

of the most heavily defended border in the world.

The idea that Hamas could infiltrate about 20 communities inside Israel and attack the

citizens without any immediate response from Israel is extraordinary. It

is absolutely extraordinary. Those conspiracy theorists dared to ask why the border guards were told to stand down that

morning, why Unit 8200 provided no geolocation data to security forces despite Hamas fighters using phones and radios inside Israel for hours.

why the IDF ignored alerts of Hamas aerial activity hours before the attack took place, and why the Prime Minister and Defence Minister and IDF Chief didn't even speak with each other until four hours into the crisis.

But they're just anti-Semitic loons, so they would ask those questions.

Even so, the IDF provided answers to all the hard questions in their comprehensive after-action report concluding

that the Israeli army had failed in its mission to protect Israeli civilians because

no one could have predicted Hamas's intentions and readiness for a wide-scale surprise attack.

Except for the Egyptian government,

Israeli military intelligence, and the IDF's own Border Defence Corps.

The Northern Brigade and Gaza Division had no coordination with the police, and

the IDF didn't even know the Nova Music Festival was under attack for three hours, but

that's okay because they were probably all trying their best.

The police documents about the security for the Nova Music Festival were deleted by unknown individuals months after the attacks,

but that's okay because it's probably just part of routine record-keeping.

A Columbia Law School paper found traitors informed about the coming attacks profited from these tragic events,

but the original paper made a currency error that didn't affect the conclusion, so there's probably nothing to see here.

This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention,

and if you say otherwise, you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity.

Likewise, him, him, him, and her, and her, and her, and him.

After the dust settled, we were reliably informed that, like the false flag events of December

7th, 1941, and the false flag events of September 11th, 2001,

October 7th is a day that will forever live in infamy.

As a result, the Israeli forces made up for their error by gently and proportionately leveling Gaza,

killing 75,000 civilians,

blockading humanitarian aid,

massacring people begging for food,

telling people to move to areas that were then bombed,

bombing hospitals that Hamas fighters were not occupying,

and destroying the vast underground Hamas supervillain bunker that didn't exist.

This is the story of 10-7, brought to you by the same media

which told you the hard truths about the best Biden ever,

and two weeks to flatten the curve, and AI-generated rat penises, and the USS Liberty.

If you have any questions about this story, you are a terror-loving anti-Semitic libtard who deserves to be deported regardless of citizenship status.

If you love the government of Israel and or peace, tranquility, cooperation, fresh bagels, and this adorable baby,

you will never express doubts about any part of this story to anyone.

Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by the Friends of the IDF,

the Epstein Influence Network, AIPAC, the ADL, the Israeli government spokespeople in the media, and the Likudniks.

Because ignorance is strength.