Dark Humor Dialogue on Paradise

I've got a great plan. You're gonna run down to the camp

and kill as many people as

possible.

But there's way more of them. I'm gonna get slaughtered.

Probably, but it's the will of Allah.

Okay, but I don't wanna die.

Yeah, but you'll go to paradise, and there'll be a gorgeous woman with huge

tits

waiting for you.

What if I tell you there'll be 50 of them, beautiful and hot?

Why not 100?

60.

90.

70.

72, and I want them to be virgins.

Deal.

Allah Akbar!

Idiot.