Satirical Commentary on Antisemitism

Dear white people,

dear Gentiles,

you've got to stop.

I like you.

I don't hate you like the rest of the Jews,

but you have to stop. You have to stop with hating

Jews. You have to stop with the antisemitic

comments.

You have to stop

telling everyone that we're all communists, that we all

want to destroy the white race. I mean, yes,

it's true, but you shouldn't be telling this to

everyone.

It makes my people angry. It makes my people do even

worse things.

Look what happened to Germany after Hitler took over.

It was completely destroyed. Look what happened to John F.

Kennedy. Look what happened to the Twin Towers.

Every time you did something against us, horrible,

horrible things happened. So please,

stop.

So how are you supposed to be safe from the white genocide, you might

ask? Well, it is quite simple.

Be a Jew.

It's not that hard. Convert to Judaism.

Be a Jew. That way, you won't have to

die like the rest of the goyim.