Neighborly Encounter with Humor

Hi, Mr. Gravy is it?

Yeah.

How young-

You can call me Matt. It's fine.

Matt? Oh, Matt, Matt Gravy.

Yeah, I'm, um, I'm a hairdresser.

How young are you? Oh, I am, um, your neighbor.

I actually live right next door.

Oh.

I've been living here for quite some time. Um, I got your mail by accident.

I opened it, sorry. That might be illegal.

That was for me, okay.

Do you want it?

Um,

sure, sure. Thank you. All right. All right.

I see you have a pool.

Wash my hand a little bit. Yeah.

I love getting wet.

All right.

Ah.

Um, okay.

So hot out. I'd love to take a dip.

Yeah, well, we, we have parties sometimes.

Maybe I'll-

For real

... let you know.

Will you let me know? Please. I live right next door.

Next door? Which, which, uh, house is it?

I just wanna-

The one next to you.

Yeah, next. Oh.

Just the one next.

Right. You've lived here for a while you said.

Yes.

I love looking into your window and watching you eat your dinner.

Oh.

I'm just kidding.

Oh.

I don't do that.

Oh, all right.

Well.

You eat a lot of spaghetti.

Yeah.

Anyway, um, so nice to officially meet you.

I'd love to take a dip in your pool sometime.

What, what's your name?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Sydney.

Okay. All right, well-

It's so great meeting you

... it's nice to meet you. You know, I'll, uh-

Got a good...

So soft.

Okay. I'll be in touch.

Oh, I will.

Okay. All right, well.

Goodbye, Matt.

Yep.