Discussion on JK Rowling and Trans Issues

JK Rowling's a cunt.

Who?

JK Rowling.

You don't like JK Rowling? What, is it the trans stuff

or the Harry Potter stuff?

What's your problem?

Both.

Really? You don't like... I don't know. I think she's got...

I think she's very brave. Uh, I g- I like her. I like her a lot.

But I mean, listen, I love the fact you've got a different

opinion on it.

That's fine. I think a cunt's a bit strong.

You don't think?

No.

Okay. You queer? Identify as queer or...?

Trans.

Trans, okay.

I mean, I tell lots of jokes about it. I'm very comfortable with it.

I think it's, I think it's that weird thing of like the whole trans

debate seems to

be people talking past each other.

There's people that think trans is, um, like a sexuality,

right? In which case, fucking great.

And there's people that think trans is like a dysmorphia,

like a body dysmorphia.

It's gender dysmorphia. It's something that you have.

It's, uh, more akin to a disease. And those two groups of people

are just talking

past each other. No one's really having much of a

conversation.

For me, all you've gotta know in trans is like the difference between an

adult and a child, and the difference between public

and private spaces, and it's

all fucking good. You live your life. Do what you want.

Hope you're o-

Oh. I mean, as if,

as if you need my fucking permission. Do what you want.

What's your name?

Sam.

Sam. Well, that's very fucking diffi- What are we-

Well, now I'm gonna have to fucking ask. What are we shooting for here?

What have we come as?

What do you mean?

Are we a boy or are we a girl? What's going on?

I-

A guy.

You're a guy. Okay. But you don't have a winkle.

Okay. All right, great.

Is this your other half?

Yeah.

Okay. Hi.

Hi.

Yeah.

If, if... Are you a gay guy then or a, a straight guy?

I, I keep wondering that myself.

Fucking... That's it, right? I love that.

If I had to describe my boyfriend's penis, I'd say it's an innie.

Ha.

Ha. Ha.