Political Speech Critique

It was about six years ago today that I decided,

I'm going to give up my businesses,

sell them all, run for office,

run for the United States Senate.

Here I am sitting in front of you six years later saying,

who the f*** do you think you were for doing that?

It is a total disgrace what you did to this country.

And if my Democrat colleagues are standing there defending you,

I hope the voters of the United States of America watch

the clips of every one of you doting on a guy

who was more interested in being a celebrity than saving American people.