Satirical Song about Michelle Obama

Big Mike.

Big Mike.

Now, when she came to town, it was plain to see.

Big Mike.

She was hiding something down between her knees.

Big Mike.

Not your ordinary dyke.

Big Mike.

Moves it just to ride her bike.

Hanging with Obama, sucks in her salami.

Big Mike.

Big Mike.

Posing for the covers of Vogue and Elle.

Big Mike.

Shaking it on Ellen like ringing a bell.

Big Mike.

Hangs with the Regina.

Big Mike.

Ain't got no vagina.

Pictures on the cover, but is just a gay lover.

Big Mike.

Either the first gay president or the first woman president.

Well, we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down.

You know, Michelle is a tranny.

Uh, I'm sorry, she's a what?

A transgender. We all know.

When Mi- Mi- When, uh, Michelle's man, uh, I get worried.

Michael and I also wanna acknowledge...

Michael and I also wanna acknowledge...

Big

Mike.

Now, when they write the history books, the world is gonna see that

Obama's first lady used to stand up to pee.

Big Mike.

Gives us a big smile.

Big Mike.

Flaps his dingy all the while.

Sleeping with Obama, swinging his salami.

Fly hole in his jammies.

Two girls call him mommy.

Big Mike