Airport Security Comedy Skit

Oh.

Uh-oh. What happened?

Okay, you have keys in your pocket?

Um, yeah.

Give me the keys.

Give him the keys.

Yeah.

All right. Walk through again.

Let go.

Oh. One, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

What's going on?

Uh, let me see your jacket.

Maybe you have metal buckles on your jacket.

Or maybe you have a machine gun. How do we know?

The point is, we don't know.

Until you take off your jacket.

So please-

Take off your jacket

Okay, okay.

Take off, come on. Come on.

Okay, okay. Here goes, here goes. All right.

All right, try walking through again.

Again, walk through.

Okay.

Yes, walk through. Oh, thank you, Lord.

All right, come on. Let's try to walk through again.

Come on through.

Okay.

All right, let's see. What could you take off this time?

Shirt.

Stockings.

Shirt.

Stockings.

Shirt.

Let's, let's go with the stockings.

Ah.

The shirt will be next. Now please, take off your

stockings.

Come on, get out of here. There are no metal things in my stockings.

That's not what was making the alarm go off.

Oh, yes. You know what is making the alarm go

off.

You know everything.

Yeah, maybe you should be the airport guards,

and maybe we should be setting off

the alarms with our machine guns or whatever it is you got in your

stockings.

Look, fellas, give me a break, will ya?

Do I really look like I'm carrying a machine gun?

Maybe you are, maybe you are not.

May- nobody knows for sure.

Until you take off your stockings. Now if you please.

Okay, okay.

Slowly.

Slowly in case the metal, uh, you know, bends or falls out of the

stockings-

Right

... we can find it on the floor.

Right.

Right, right.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Oh boy.

Oh.

Whoopsie daisy. Oh, sorry the alarm went off.

What should I do?

Never mind, just keep going.

Keep going.

You want me to take my jacket off or something?

Oh, no. Don't worry. It's probably just your keys or something.

Go ahead.

I don't have any keys.

Believe me, believe me, you have keys. Just go.

But the alarm-

Please go

... watch it, fella.

All right.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

They're off. Can I go through again?

Of course.

Okay.

But first please put your high heels back on to walk through again.

Oh, my never mind.

Come on.

That would be great.

Please, miss, we have a responsibility to the airport.

Fine. You guys do not have any clue what you're

doing, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Fine.

Bing.

Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

You guys are making that noise.

Uh, uh, uh, don't tell us who is making the noises.

Yeah, let us worry about the noises.

You just worry about the bomb you have hiding in your underwear.

Okay. By the way, what color i-